@RadicalEdward That sounds like a GREAT idea! Do it! >:D

NSFW: Here's a poem that I've written. It's not very long, but you will feel it very deep within you. 

My penis.

I think just told me to get off my computer and go the fuck outside and experience nature and shit!

@fluffy shit, okay wait, this just got interesting... going to have to get it now!

@fluffy The first part is pretty much reality. There is always some guy that knocks up a chick because he got hard. The other part pretty much happens all the time too... wait, this is a very familiar story... did they make a movie about someone I know? o.O

Okay, movie plot idea, hang in there with me: Future society sends humans to colonize Mars, and people die on Mars. The people are buried on Mars, but something in the Martian soil brings them back as zombies. We can call it: They went to Mars, but then they came back!

THEY CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE MY ANUS!

Rough landing, all good though can’t wait to take off again!

If believing that I'm more intelligent than many others in the population makes me conceited then so be it! At least I don't fall into the group of 7% (16.4 million) American adults who believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

11,111 answers generated! not nearly what it was at, but definitely significant growth in generated answers since stats reset 12 days ago. 329 of those randomly generated answers have been saved to the database and can be randomly called upon via the "Do a Flip" button. Try yourself @ rob.cat/tools/fun/random-cah.h

@kitty I mean, it's not like I'm smoking a joint in my profile pic or anything! gawd!

@kitty I know wtf is wrong with you? It's like you don't know me at all!

I want to pet @kitty as I stroke the @fluffy tail and be brought to tears by the internal laughter brought on by the thought of the blood of my enemies being spilled on the grounds of a haunted carnival made up of horribly disfigured murderous clowns!

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