I want to pet @kitty as I stroke the @fluffy tail and be brought to tears by the internal laughter brought on by the thought of the blood of my enemies being spilled on the grounds of a haunted carnival made up of horribly disfigured murderous clowns!

But I’d settle for a chocolate bar. it's got to be an absolute miracle that I didn't guess that

@kitty I know wtf is wrong with you? It's like you don't know me at all!

@kitty I mean, it's not like I'm smoking a joint in my profile pic or anything! gawd!

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